I have even had other companies/models/organisations trying to offer hen party in the UK or batchelorette party life drawing in the U.S.A. entertainment using the same text and photographs from my model and hen party websites which is quite unbelievable but baring all the content of this page in mind they do say that "Imitation is the best from of flattery" even if they are infringing and contravening my copyright.I can not understand why they are using photographs of myself modelling at various parties when they hope to turn up at a booking and indeed not looking like me offering their own rather dubious and highly suspicious services as a professional male model.Surely that is the same in principle as advertising on a dating website and then using someone else's photograph to advertise or send someone only for the recipient to realise that it is entirely someone different upon meeting in person which does not make any professional or common sense!
WARNING: I have been made aware in recent months by several ladies of an organisation (R.A.M) or register of life models (Modelreg) run by a lady called Rachel Mcarthy who I also know for a fact due to various bad reports from some hen parties having previously hiring models from the aforementioned organisation informing me that she books much older,mature,unfit,very formal,serious with little or no experience of previous hen parties and totally unsuitable life models for hen parties.I am also reliably informed that there has also been several posts on various website forums in testiment to this fact. In fact I was even sent a link to a forum recently (which I shall not divulge as I do not wish to be petty or unprofessional myself!) by one disappointed lady where even some of her own models which she had hired for previous parties run by this particular organisation were criticising her personally for being pushy,rude and totally unprofessional in her approach.This was amazingly coroborated and backed up by some of the ladies who felt that they had unfortunatley dealt with her and unwittingly booked a hen party life drawing class run by this lady and her list of life models!! Again I reiterate that all this information is genuinely relayed to me by ladies who are enquiring about my modelling services or booking me so I feel it only fair and compelling to pass on this information as a potential warning when booking a model for your special friend the hen and party.
I was also disappointed to hear from one lady organising a hen party that one of the older life models continued to text her after the actual party booking sending her lewd,nude and rude photographs/text messages after being sent by the aforementioned organsiation to the party she had organised.The girl that organised that particular party then contacted me after perusing my website wishing to try hen party life drawing again with another model informing me that she wished she had found my details in the first instance......
After booking me for one party she then called me again to book me for three other amazing hen parties that she was also organising earlier this year all in SW London!! WARNING: ABOUT A FEMALE TUTOR and MALE MODEL ADVERTISING ON THE CIRCUIT: I have also been made aware from several ladies who have booked me or I have met at my own parties who have heard about or even unfortunately attended hen party life drawing classes run by a female tutor who advertises hen party life drawing and who brings along a male model and they told me that the atmosphere has was so boring you could it with a palate knife.They girls are not even allowed to talk,let alone giggle and laugh which is the whole point of a hen party life drawing class or to drink any alcohol to make matters worse and then the seemingly uncharismatic model hardly spoke at all.This may be very well in an art college life drawing class but all in all NOT good for a hen party attended by spirited young ladies!! I have absolutley no idea of the website address to warn you or who the female tutor is or her apparantly sub-standard male models (according to the ladies who have told me!) but there have been many complaints from the ladies in the know.
Apparantly my own weblinks come up as a first result in hen party life drawing results according to all my enquires and although I never look at other hen party websites or search the internet for other models/companies offering similar hen party life drawing entertainment,I now hear from ladies enquiring about my services that the Modelreg company actually mention me by name on their own website which I have never looked at and that they have tried to slander me as a model in emails to their own enquiries which is just jealous,malicious slander which seems unusual as I never even met the lady...... I am really too busy with so many party bookings myself to care too much about this fact or to take matters further legally although my model agency was going to file for libel.The reason I mention the bad reports with hen parties in general about them or the lady that runs the list of models is not "sour grapes" at all and that I feel justified in reporting what I hear from all the ladies who make enquires/bookings with me.This also applies to other companies/individual models and not just the aforementioned list of models which I also hear bad reports about when the girls contact me so all this information is not to assist me with more bookings but purley for you to guard against a potential disaster of booking an unsuitable model or company to run your party...... I also take great delight smiling to myself with a wry smile when prospective parties contact the R.A.M list of life models as a possible source and realise the unprofessional slander regarding myself in their response email replies or their own website.The ladies will quite often then contact myself with a copy of the emails sent to them by Rachel/RAM and then promptly book myself as they feel that R.A.M or ModelReg have been totally unprofessional in that instance as they are literally only a compiled list af artist's models who generally model for artists and art college groups which I am sure that you will agree is totally different from hen parties.
I refuse to get personally involved and embroiled with any of the aforementioned litigation as I have so many other entrepreneurial business and modelling interests to take interest in a petty life drawing organisation that may have organised a few hen parties in the past! I shall leave any further action to my solicitors/lawyers should we deem in neccessary to take action in any further instance.I am way too busy to be even concerned personally as I regularly model for 6-7 wonderful and beautiful hen parties per week and I am a full-time professional editorial/fashion model/presenter/voice-over artist represented by a top London agency also appearing in TV commercials,the last of which paid me £4,200 so I do lose any sleep over and am personally way above proffesionally such petty matters and somebody else's unclear,unfounded problems and jealousy combined with attitude.........
I have also received several emails from either individual life models or other life models claiming to be a member of the aforementioned organisation/register asking to help me with my own parties or seeking hen party work from myself.They have all attached photographs to accompany the emails in every case they have stated their age as being between late forties to late fifties or looked that age from their photographs.This maybe be fine when modelling for art colleges where models are usually of an older age-range but totally inappropropriate for a hen parties.Apparantly the Modelreg/R.A.M organisation is NOT an accredited model agency and therfore just a compilation list of ordinary life models only used to art college modelling which is fine in its own right for that purpose but I think (and a lot of ladies who have conntacted me or posted on forums!!) totally inappropriate for hen parties and apprantly when she takes a booking she just books the nearest model to the party request or even tries to advertise for another model online.So in this case how would you know about which model or their looks/physique,safety trust element and any personal charm you are potentially booking for your party........
I assure you if you are reading this section of my website that I am not trying to score points here selling myself to be the best model or putting any other companies,organisations,individual models down as I have SO many of my own enquiries and actual bookings sometimes modelling for several hen parties in one weekend so I have nothing to gain and have absolutely no need to do so.I also NEVER search for other such companies,forums or models on the internet myself offering hen party life drawing entertainment and have NOT perused their own websites,however,I am only repeating what I have heard directly and not by heresay from other enquires from ladies who have contacted me regarding parties or other information on the grapevine posted on several internet forums relayed to me and I think it only fair to offer a fair warning of what is potentially out there to spoil and ruin your special day.....
I think that the cool,complimentary text within the image below speaks for itself and echoes the sentiments of all my other wonderful hen parties!!
I think that the cool,complimentary text within the image below speaks for itself and echoes the sentiments of all my other wonderful hen parties!!
 
" A unique entertainment idea,creative concept and all the girls agreed it was the very best and most fun part of the day " Katie
"I was given your details by a colleague who booked you to model for a life drawing session at three hen parties she had organised last year - she said it was brilliant and I would like to book you too please for my best friend's hen party as you come highly recommended!" Isabel
" Thanks so much Simon and due to your fun charismatic,effervescent personality and professionalism as a model I had the best night of my life and the most perfect hen party with your life drawing class and session. All the girls thoroughly enjoyed themselves and I have recommended you to my friend who is also having a party " Jemma
" It was so refreshing chatting with you to organise the hen party life drawing and especially arranging the element of surprise for the hen which was so easy due to your enigmatic,approachable,articulate,eloquent and very friendly personality " Sarah
" Simon-you were absolutely brilliant and hilarious.Your personality walked in five minutes before you did! All the girls really enjoyed your charming company and of course the nude life modelling.We are still laughing at all your fun and jokes.A fantastic prelude to our night out.We felt immediately at ease with your fun engaging charming character and the girls are still talking about you two weeks after the party!" Lucy
"Thankyou so much for yesterday.Becky had a brilliant day and said that it was like having a thousand birthdays rolled in to one! A big part of that was the life drawing with you so thankyou very much again.You have a great energy and all the girls enjoyed meeting and drawing you too" Leanne
"I would like to take this opportunity to thank all you lovely ladies for your cool,complimentary comments sent in your emails and also to thank you for booking me for all the numerous parties to date and for sending me all the wonderful photographs taken at our parties showing us all having SO much fun.The emphasis is always about enjoying a fun time spent in my company with your life drawing coupled with humour and excitement.Assuring you of my best attention at all times " Simon xx
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